A sudden silence fell between the man and the little girl. Indeed, there had never been an Uncle David in his family. In fact, he didn’t know anyone in his circle with that name.
“You don’t have an Uncle David.” (5/14)
The man wondered who this famous David was and why he was with his wife? The man then said to the little girl: “But my dear, you don’t have an uncle David . “
Was his wife unfaithful? (6/14)
To which she replied, “Yes, yes, he’s in the room with Mommy!” The man then had an idea to find out if his wife was cheating on him. He explained to the little girl what she should do.
The man wants to know if his wife is cheating on him (7/14)
He then told the little girl: “Okay, fine, so here’s what I want you to do: put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mom and Uncle David that Dad’s car has just pulled into the garage…”.
The little girl interrupts her mother and Uncle David (8/14)
The little girl agreed, then went upstairs to get her mother and Uncle David’s attention. The man was waiting on the other end of the line to find out what was going to happen.
The little girl returns (9/14)
A few seconds later, the child returned. “I did what you told me, Daddy ,” she said. The man then asked her how her mother reacted.
A morbid ending (10/14)
The little girl then made a most shocking revelation. She confided: “Well, Mommy started screaming, jumped out of bed completely naked, started running everywhere, slipped on the rug, fell out of the window, and now she’s completely dead . “
The man is in shock (11/14)
The man on the other end of the line was in shock upon learning that his wife had just killed herself. He also asked the little girl what Uncle David had done.
Uncle David also kills himself (12/14)
She replied: “Well, he jumped out of bed completely naked, started running around everywhere, then he jumped out of the back window into the pool… But he forgot that last weekend you emptied the pool to clean it, and now he’s completely dead too… “
The sad reality (13/14)
Once again, a long silence fell between the little girl and the man on the phone. Then, the man suddenly said: “A swimming pool? What swimming pool? Am I on 01.99.74.12.33? “
Did you like this joke? (14/14)
So, as you’ve probably guessed, the man dialed the wrong number. So, dear readers, did you find this joke funny?
